Sisters, Brothers, Fellow Creatures in the Church of
Exhaustion and Cult Cinema, let us rock the appropriate footwear. Even if we drive or hop cabs, let us consider that there?s still a lot of line time. Me, I wear tough ass motorcycle boots. Not tough ass as in shitkicking, but tough
ass as in I can stand for a long time on concrete without feeling a damn thing. Tonight I will pray for the strength to resist the devil
that whispers in my ear, ?Wear your cowboy boots to Sukiyaki Western
Django?it?s not that long a walk...?
And while I?m thinking about it, let us celebrate the felicitous
synchronicity that causes the College/Carlton streetcar to be at College and
Yonge right after the Midnight Madness Q & A. Before Midnight Madness I never knew it had a timetable, aside
from 3 cars going in whatever direction I wasn?t. I?m not a festivalera who hops a cab after the show and
regardless of how lame the Toronto Transit Commission can be, at least I?ve got
a ride. So let us give thanks for this
miracle, the predictable College car that gladdens the heart and saves my dogs
some skin.